Breaking News: Grilled Cheese Sandwiches are Amazing

July 27th, 2009

Grilled cheese sandwiches are amazing.  Period.  Done.  End of story.  Game over. Fin.  I shouldn’t have to say anything else — but, sadly, I do.  I do because some people out there like to hate.

Some people try to tell me quesadillas are better.  Well, I’m here to tell you that grilled cheese is 5 times better and 10 times more American.  That’s right.  And for those of you you try to tell me that it’s no longer a grilled cheese when you add bacon, avocado, jalapeños, and such, I ask you this: What happened to to you when you were younger?  Would your mommy not make you grilled cheese?  Why the hate?

Anyway, there’s a place in Portland called The Gilled Cheese Grill.  You can get a grilled cheese sandwich with pretty much anything you want on it.  You can even get a burger with a grilled cheese on top and on bottom instead of a bun.  And when you’re done, you can wash it all down with a Capri Sun.  What could be better?  Next time you’re in Portland, check this place out, then come thank me.

Oh, and did I mention, you can eat in a school bus?  Seriously, it just gets cooler.