Grilled cheese sandwiches are amazing. Period. Done. End of story. Game over. Fin. I shouldn’t have to say anything else — but, sadly, I do. I do because some people out there like to hate.
Some people try to tell me quesadillas are better. Well, I’m here to tell you that grilled cheese is 5 times better and 10 times more American. That’s right. And for those of you you try to tell me that it’s no longer a grilled cheese when you add bacon, avocado, jalapeños, and such, I ask you this: What happened to to you when you were younger? Would your mommy not make you grilled cheese? Why the hate?
Anyway, there’s a place in Portland called The Gilled Cheese Grill. You can get a grilled cheese sandwich with pretty much anything you want on it. You can even get a burger with a grilled cheese on top and on bottom instead of a bun. And when you’re done, you can wash it all down with a Capri Sun. What could be better? Next time you’re in Portland, check this place out, then come thank me.
Oh, and did I mention, you can eat in a school bus? Seriously, it just gets cooler.